Category Archives: Xena

The Canon’s the Thing

Gabrielle & Joxer in The Play’s the Thing

As I mentioned, I am attempting to make this #Xena webcomic as close to canon as possible. But what exactly does that mean? Is this a show that has that kind of organized approach, and even if it does, is it still applicable, 20 years later?

When I first started watching #Xena, I heard that the show had no story bible, that there was no real canon to speak of, & there were an abundance of quotes indicating that the writers made it up as they went. The show’s abrupt tonal shifts seemed to support this.

This was not an issue for most, for a number of reasons. This was an appealing action/adventure show, introducing a new iconic female hero, great characters, & a ground-breaking show in its depiction of a same-sex relationship.

Who cares about canon, when you’ve got all that? I agree! I myself thought the show was a mess, until the 6th season. “Path of Vengeance” (Eve’s last ep) was the 1st indication to me that the show was much more organized than I guessed. The series finale sealed it for me.

They obviously knew what they were doing. I needed to rewatch it to figure it out! I haven’t stopped, since 2001. Since then, I’ve heard about the need for a #Xena sequel to “fix” the series ending. Rob has recently said he doesn’t think anything needs fixing, & I agree.

But I agree with Lucy that it needs reviving. How do you do that without “fixing” the finale? As I see it: accept that everything on the show is canon. It all happened, & it all counts. Same for #HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys, and #YoungHercules , too.

Will I succeed at this? I’m not sure. For an outsider, it’s sort of like resurrecting a dead language. You give it your best shot, by using everything you have, & incorporating everything you know. It’ll be fun to try, & it’s an extension of the fan experience, as I see it.

It’s all part of the #Xena Cinematic Universe, so embrace it all with a full heart! So lets talk this week about what canon means for this show, and how to build on it, and retain its magic. There’s no magic formulas other than accepting the show for what it is.

Salmoneus

Salmoneus & Autolycus

This is Salmoneus’s last scene on Hercules the Legendary Journeys: “ Genies & Grecians & Geeks, Oh My!” ( Note the Wizard of Oz reference!). Sal was peddling art to a sultan. He wears a beret, now that he’s in the art world. He get strapped by a genie in a magic lamp with Autolycus the thief. Sal makes a wish that harkens back to one of his earlier eps, when he goes into the self-actualization business, in The Outcast (co-starring Lucy Lawless). There, he just wants to be “the best Sal I can be”, & make money hand over fist helping people.

 Here, he wishes for self-improvement, which conjures up 3 versions of himself. In the final scene, he & Autolycus manage to escape, & as they leave, Sal says to. Autolycus: “This could be the start of a beautiful friendship!” They each consider the implications of that, grimace, then slip away in opposite directions. This aired Oct 1998, & the final Herc ep ever aired a year later. During that time, it was joked on the show that Sal was arrested for tax fraud, & that gave me the idea of having Sal return as the object of Livia’s contempt, 21 years later. Sal’s final quote is a quote from “ Casablanca”, so it’s fitting that he’s exiled to Cyprus, which on Hercules, is a stand in for both Paris (given the Aphrodite connection & the use of similar letters), & the West African city of Casablanca. 

It appeared on only one ep, “We’ll Always Have Cyprus,” (another Casablanca  homage!) in which the city looks very much like a Moroccan milieu. To me, it’s a nice closure for the character. 

In my alt history of this show, Sal’s next appearance is over a year after his last one, the first of a trilogy where he reconnects with a character he previously met, & later becomes his wife.

Next week, I’ll discuss how I view canon on #Xena & #HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys

Protean Challenge

Proteus & Hercules

A footnote to yesterday’s post about Proteus: this god appeared on Hercules The Legendary Journeys. It’s an unusual episode because Herc admits he used to be kind of a jerk to him. There are elements of the myth  in this ep: Herc plays the role of Menelaus, wrestling with Proteus while he changes shapes. The story of Protean Challenge also concerns a father & daughter, with Iolaus standing in for Menelaus for that portion of the story. More specific to the play, the ep ends with Proteus changing into a dove. 

Is that an intentional reference to the only surviving line from Aeschylus’s lost play? The writer of this ep, Brian Herskowitz, went on to write another Herc ep, A Star Shall Guide Them, which ends with a nativity scene hinting at the birth of Christ. 

Interestingly, the feeling they all get from this baby of destiny is peace, the message Eli will deliver. This is one of numerous coy suggestions that the show is set in New Testament times, but none of them actually line up chronologically. 

For example, 8 months later, #Xena’s Christmas ep, A Solstice Carol possibly shows us Mary & Joseph looking for an inn. This teasing of the  arrival of the one God continues until the appearance of Eli & Eve.

#HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys

Expanding the Xenaverse

Eve & the Baptist

The premise of this webcomic is that it’s based on an unreleased theatrical film version of #Xena, opening in the summer of 2000, a direct sequel to season 5’s ender, “Motherhood.” Because of that, the story’s music had to have been released prior to that. 

Most songs are from the 80s & 90s, the earliest from 1930, and the latest from January 2000. In comparison, “Lyre, Lyre , Hearts on Fire,” the show’s 2nd musical, featured songs from the 60s, while season 5’s “Antony and Cleopatra” featured a 90s song by Natalie Merchant.

Let’s talk about that song, “Carnival”! I think it’s the perfect song for the show’s sensibility, and harkens back to the show’s chief influence, the film “Black Orpheus”, set in Brazil’s Carnivale. It describes the experience of being swept up by the world’s illusions,

& glimpsing the possibility of a much larger one, perhaps viewed with a new wisdom & compassion. The lyrics describe   “a wild-eyed misfit prophet on a traffic island stopped & he raved of saving me. Have I been blind, have I been lost inside myself, & my own mind, hypnotized, mesmerized by what my eyes have seen?” I think these lyrics are salient to the show’s journey of experience, and for me, the opening lyrics are especially pertinent:

“Well, I’ve walked these streets, A virtual stage, it seemed to me, makeup on their faces, actors took their places next to me.” To me, this is where Eve finds herself in this story, & the island of Cyprus is like a stage in which she takes on a new role.

I don’t use this song in this story, but we hear it in the episode right before  “Looking Death in the Eye,” the beginning of the Twilight of the Gods arc, in which Eve’s destiny changes forever when she’s separated from her mothers & raised by Caesar’s manipulative court.

I’ve tried to look for as many details like this as I can in building this new addition to Xena’s story. I want to expand Xena’s world, but without any kind of retconning, or changing/deleting existing facts.

That said, I’ve tried to add as many new elements as possible, without altering the existing reality. Part of my agenda in writing this story is to expand our idea of what’s possible when thinking ahead to any future revivals. If we can dream it, they can be it!

This story introduces a number of things that have their roots in the earlier show. For example, Salmoneus has a history here that traces back to after “Hercules The Legendary Journeys” ends. I want to show flashbacks that fit the show’s format, so I made an addition to the past: HTLJ, in my alt history in which we have a year 2000 Xena movie, did not end 8 eps into season 6. It ran a full year, as a Herc-lite season (like 4th season), allowing time for Sal to have full arcs to himself to develop a backstory.

Since “Rock of Ages” has a nautical theme, I imagined a 7th season of HTLJ, with a new star, and crossover ties to a #Xena spinoff of its underwater fantasy ep, “Married With Fishsticks”. I imagined what it might look like, & will include a screencap or 2 of that as well.

It’s not necessary to the story that I imagine these things, but it’s a good way to loosen up creatively, and further develop the world of Xena while faithfully coloring outside its lines. One thing that I do strongly believe in, however, is a #Xena revival.

I very much agree with Lucy Lawless’s recent statements about a next generation-oriented revival, one that will allow the legacy cast to participate. By imagining all these additions to the past, I’m practicing imagining how a revival would also expand #Xena’s world.

Myself, I’m most excited about an Eve spinoff set 20 years later. I think it’s the perfect time for it, & having spent the last several years building the world of this story, I’m convinced it’s a worthy extension of #Xena’s magical world. I see no end to the possibilities.

Some folks will have to see it to believe it, so I’ve also tried to imagine exactly what such a series would look like. I’ve speculated on its twists & turns, & experimented with its look, & its crazy cast of characters, & how they tie in to the show’s aesthetic legacy.

Throughout this project, I’ll be occasionally posting

“Spoiler-free” images of how I envision an “Eve” spinoff. As I mentioned yesterday, Rob & R.J. had already planned a spinoff, so RenPic doesn’t need me to tell them how to do their job, but maybe the networks need someone to tell them (or their AI trendbots) what the audience wants to see. Here’s my vote! If it doesn’t work, then we’ll always have Cyprus!

Tomorrow, I’ll discuss the 1st part of this project, & post the 1st video.

Preview of project updates

Eve interviewed by Michael Hurst

Continuing yesterday’s post: I’ll be posting links to YouTube videos as often as possible because in some cases, their visual content will be relevant, especially in cases where the video’s images are iconic. I’ll be creating my own videos as well, for a number of reasons.

I’ll be creating drawing videos paired with music taken from my alternate soundtrack. I drew inspiration from a number of songs for each chapter. For example, the chapters dealing with flashbacks to Livia’s schooldays were written with multiple soundtracks.

Her backstory required layers of moods to capture properly. In some cases, I actually preferred my alternate track, but the lyrics didn’t totally fit, or couldn’t be rewritten without changes to the song’s character, but it set the right tone for the scene in my mind.

I’ll be providing text commentary to discuss each chapter, but I realize that may not work for all folks, so for key chapters, I plan to create shorter video commentary. These will have less detail, but given my “tldr” tendencies, less may be more for some!

My first planned video will be for the first #Xena musical, “The Bitter Suite.” The web has a lot of great resources for it, but I have updated insights that will fill in key gaps on our understanding of it, such as identifying missing Tarot cards, etc.

I’ll also be working on a music video for the project as a whole, hopefully ready by the fall. It will provide a glimpse of the entire project, & time permitting, I plan to include some animation for key moments.

Once this site gets well underway, my hope is to include interviews with various folks related to this project. That depends on availability, & whether I have the courage to pull that off, but mostly, I’m guessing, on my project’s credibility. We’ll see how that goes!

I did think about setting up a podcast commentary for this project, but visuals are key to it. I’d rather spend 5 minutes showing you, with voice-over, than much longer describing it to you. Given the length of this project, that’s a lot of podcasting!

Schedule

Eve ready to set sail

A brief word on the schedule re: this #Xena #webcomic: I plan to release one chapter at a time. They vary in size, but I’ll post at least a part of one each week. I’m learning as I go, & plan to work in advance to even things out. Wish me luck!

Nearly each chapter has a song, and that will be posted on my site via YouTube, but I plan to list them on Spotify as well. I don’t actually use Spotify myself, so this may change if I find a better service.

Spotify does not actually have every song I’ve chosen. YouTube does, though not always reliably. I’ll create my own YouTube video for any that go missing. For Spotify, I have alternate selections that’ll fit the mood, since those few happen to be wordless.

I own copies of all musical selections used, so I can always fall back on my own collection. Though much of the music is interwoven into the story, I’m flexible, & have several alternates for each chapter. Just today, I added a new song, towards the end. More tomorrow!

What does this project entail?

Xena and Eve in “Who’s Gurkhan?”

So, what is this #Xena project about? What does it entail?

This will be a free webcomic on my blog over the course of the next year, & should begin in a few months.

In the meantime, I will be getting pages ready offline, while posting essays & work-in-progress online.

It features #Xena’s daughter, Eve, her mothers, & a host of other characters, including Salmoneus, a Hercules regular. Both characters are unusual choices for fan fiction, as they are difficult to depict. At least, they tend not to fit well with the usual fan fiction topics.

Of course, Eve is quite popular among fans in her former self: the evil Roman commander Livia. It’s her redeemed version, Eve, that’s less accessible to fans, mostly because she involves difficult concepts that didn’t have time to flourish in season 6’s hectic pace.

I love a challenge, however, and I particularly love Eve as a story subject, whose arc has always fascinated me. I’ll talk more specifically about the challenges involved, in a few weeks, & why I think Salmoneus is a good fit for this subject.

My goal is to tell a #Xena story that’s as close to canon as I can get, but more than that, I want to expand on Eve’s character in a way that feels authentic and consistent with the show. I’m hoping to present a clearer yet credible picture of her story arc.

Because the actor, Adrienne Wilkinson, is a singer/dancer, I felt a musical comedy the best way to go to really stretch the possibilities of the character. Much of the cast can also sing, & there’s been several musicals during the show’s run.

My belief is that eventually there’d be a musical featuring Eve, had the show lasted long enough. And if I’m wrong, then there should’ve been, let’s just say. I first had this idea shortly after the show ended, in 2001, when there was still realistic talk of a sequel.

In fact, an Eve spin-off was in the works, at that time, & came very, very close to happening; everyone was on board, but it fell through for the kind of trivial, logistical want-of-a-nail reasons that we are all too familiar with these days.

Like many fans at that time, I speculated what that show could’ve looked like, how it would’ve been structured, & how it would’ve kept the world of #Xena alive. An Eve spin-off is still a possibility imo, & I’ll talk more about my ideas on that in the weeks to come.

A #Xena revival is also a possibility; I’ll talk about that too, & in some ways, this project is my attempt to visualize what a “Xena: The Next Generation” would look like. Of course, I consider Eve a key part of that next generation!

Each day this week I’ll have more to say about the scope of this project, then in the coming weeks, I’ll get into the nitty-gritty of what went into my thinking behind this effort, decades in the making. Content warning: I may talk your ears off about #Xena!

Eve reading about her mother, Xena, in Gabrielle's scrolls

Counting down

In the works: a #Xena fanfic webcomic sequel to “Motherhood“: “Rock of Ages”

Each week I’ll address the following topics outlining this project, and issues it entails. Once done, I’ll post various stages of production sketches until I’m ready to publish the first chapters:

1. Why am I doing this? What does this project entail? 

2. What does “canon” mean in XWP?

3. Challenges in writing for Eve

4. Who are the Elijians? Aren’t they just Christians with the serial #s filed off?

5. My background, qualifications, etc.

See you next week. Excelsior!

Getting ready for the big pitch

I’ve created a whiteboard that will give me a list of the chapters at a glance, so I can track the main characters of this project. They move in different circles, at the same time, so I need a visual aid while juggling chapters.

I have all this on Scrivener, & can create a doc for this, but I want something physical to look at, so it’s one less thing I have to log in for. I’ve filled in 2 ch. titles already: the  1st & the last (not including epilogues).

The chapters will be named after the featured songs (only a few don’t have one), but I’ve given these working titles to avoid spoilers. The last chapter is “The Kindly Ones,” from the Aeschylus play, as his Oresteid is a chief influence, & that’s the last play.
The first is “I Believe in You,” which is a song, but not the one I actually use. Instead, I’ll use it when I create a drawing video for this chapter. I include it here because it’s a good example of the energy I’m going for in the story.

It’s from “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying,” & is a song that Robert Trebor himself sang when he starred in a production of it. This chapter introduces his Xena/Herc character, Salmoneus, to the story, 25 years later.
Like the musical’s character, Finch, Sal has found himself a target of others. It’s 4 years since he got in Livia’s way, and now, unbeknownst to him, Eve is en route to his island. As it happens, she now has a lot in common with him: they’re both a “seeker of wisdom & truth”

And both find themselves caught up between larger forces at play. There are much more serious moments than this in the script, but I hope not to stray to far from this model. I’ll link to the video, here:

Soul Possession: The Ultimate Xena Episode?


In summing up Soul Possession, Xena Warrior Podcast made an intriguing observation: they mentioned that someone pointed out if you arrange the entire series purely in chronological order, it ends with the final shot of Soul Possession (seen above), with the camera aimed at the C.H.A.K.R.A.M. Institute’s sign off-kilter, and the sound of Joxer breaking wind. That would be typical of an episode that is considered by many to be one of the most hated, if not the most hated, episode of the series.

It sounded promising at first: it billed itself as the episode that would finally tie together all the loose ends of the series, and fans thought they would get answers that would clear up numerous unresolved plot elements. But the actual result was an episode that seemed to mock the very idea of wanting serious resolutions to the show’s plot holes, and even made fun of the fanbase yet again, just a few episodes after Send in the Clones. To not a few it seemed like almost an act of contempt against its most dedicated viewers. At best, it’s considered a well-intentioned bit of unnecessary fan service that went completely out of control.

So what were they thinking when they put this episode together? Especially when they needed all the goodwill they could muster before a series finale that would frustrate many so fans’ expectations? Does this episode deserve the contempt it seems to have deliberately courted?

I think they must have understood what the fan reaction would be, but I think they were focused on something more important. The last half dozen episodes were bidding farewell to the show’s various elements, and perhaps we might think that Send in the Clones should have been the farewell to the comedic “uber” episode (“uber” meaning set in present day, outside the bounds of the show’s concept). It was that, but I think Soul Possession was the farewell to the “satyr play” pattern we see throughout the show, whether uber or no. Satyr play elements can be seen in both uber and regular episodes set in ancient Greece. We can think of this as the Satyr Play to end all Satyr plays.

I would even go further: Rob Tapert had said years later that he seriously considered ending the series with a comedy. We know that Soul Possession was heavily rewritten by director Josh Becker, taking it in a different direction. Could Soul Possession have been originally conceived as the series finale, to take place after A Friend in Need? Was the penultimate episode originally the ultimate episode?

Let’s consider the evidence.

The episode was rewritten by Becker because it wasn’t funny enough, according to him. We also know that the teleplay was credited to Melissa Blake, who had written several scripts for Jack of All Trades, all comedies (and which Becker also played a key role). The general feeling, then is that this was an episode in which show runner R.J. Stewart had very little hand in. No wonder we didn’t get any real answers, one might say. Except: we know that pretty much everyone who wrote a teleplay for Xena had a lot of notes from R.J. to work from, and the teleplay was often rewritten to a certain degree. We also know that Josh Becker usually became involved in episodes where heavy last-minute rewriting was called for. He could always be trusted by Rob and Sam to deliver the sensibility they wanted, namely a kind of satyr-like defiance of the audience’s expectations. If you recall Josh’s old discussion board on his website, you’ll know that going against fan expectations is exactly the thing to expect from him.

So what was R.J.’s original concept, and why was it changed?

I’m not so sure it was substantially changed. I think R.J. had a number of plot points that he wanted to address, in conjunction with Rob wanting certain loose ends addressed, and there may have been an attempt at some point to deal with these seriously…up to a point. I think the story about the scroll being hidden in an undersea cave was always there, and may even have been in mind for quite some time. The idea of a marriage contract between Ares and Xena, I think, was always in the back of R.J.’s mind as well, and would serve good purpose here. The general idea of having a scroll discovered was very likely part of the original idea as well, and that would bring up the whole idea of Xena’s legacy, and who could lay claim to it. Would it be the scholars, the fans, the press, her descendants, her immortal enemies? These are concepts that I think would likely appeal to R.J. Stewart’s sensibility. I think Melissa wrote the teleplay based on these ideas, but the resulting script didn’t have enough satyr-ic punch to it. It needed to distinguish itself from Paul Robert Coyle’s teleplay for Send in the Clones, and Josh was the perfect choice for that.

Why do I believe that R.J. contributed the basic structure for the episode (despite fan theories that he had little to do with it)? I think in addition to this episode being a farewell to satyr plays, it also was a farewell to the Greek play that most influenced R.J.’s approach to writing Xena (by his own testimony): Euripides’ Helen. 

Helen

This is a play whose influence can be seen throughout the show: the idea of two Cleopatras in Antony and Cleopatra, for one, and the unconventional portrait of Helen in Beware of Greeks Bearing Gifts. There are even moments that evoke Destiny, and M’Lila’s song to the sea. Euripides’ version of Helen’s story is unique: he depicts her as having been in Egypt during the entire Trojan War, while a double took her place in Troy, unknown to her husband Menelaus, Paris, or anybody else. Helen’s reputation as a loyal wife suffered greatly as a result, according to Euripides. When Menelaus discovers his wife is actually in Egypt, he tries to rejoin her, but finds she is being forced into a marriage with the king of Egypt, enforced by the king’s sister, who has godlike powers. Helen escapes through an elaborate ruse: they convince the king that she can’t remarry until she buries her husband with a ritual, symbolic ceremony at sea. The false Helen, meanwhile, is hidden in a sea cave, and vanishes into mist, revealing her unreal nature. Helen and Menelaus, disguised as a shipwreck survivor, concoct a whole list of ingredients they need for their fictitious ceremony, which the Egyptian king supplies them, and while at sea, they make their escape back to Greece. The king tries to pursue them, but is prevented by the appearance of Helen’s twin demigod brothers, Castor and Polydeuces.

For those not familiar with Greek theater, or Euripides, this kind of wild plot doesn’t seem like something we’d expect from him. It was a quite daring portrayal of women then, and still strikes us as unconventional. There were rumors at the time that Euripides wrote this play for the secretive Women’s Festival, and in fact, Euripides’ contemporary, Aristophanes, wrote a play about how Euripides must have actually snuck into the Women’s Festival as a spy in order to write Helen (the Euripides we see in Athens Academy of Performing Bards isn’t really based on the actual Euripides, but on the satirical version of him portrayed in Aristophanes’ comedy, The Women’s Festival, which quotes a lot from Helen). We can see why R.J. Stewart would single out this play as his chief inspiration, given not only how Euripides portrayed women, but how it experimented with new creative ways of retelling the ancient myths. The scenes above could have been found in any Xena episode, and thanks to Soul Possession, actual plot elements found their way in right in the nick of time, just before the series’ end!

We can see how this play is reflected in Soul Possession: a forced marriage involving godlike powers, the marriage contract hidden in the sea cave, carefully orchestrated deceptions occurring at just the right time and place. We can even see how the list of burial rituals and ingredients is reflected in Soul Possession, when Joxer follows all the pre-nuptial rituals of the bachelor party and the something borrowed, something blue scene.

The Trackers

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Grenfell and Hunt at the Oxyrhyncus dig

There’s another Greek play, however, that I believe plays an equally important role in R.J.’s thinking. I’ve mentioned in my post on Ulysses that only one “satyr” play survives from ancient Greece, Euripides’ The Cyclops, handed down by scribe after scribe for 2400 hundred years. But in the early 20th century, another satyr play was discovered: in 1907, two scholars, Grenfell and Hunt, professional scroll hunters, discovered in an ancient trash heap in Oxyrhyncus, Egypt an incomplete version of Sophocles’ The Trackers. This stunning discovery was announced at the General Meeting of the Egypt Exploration Society by Dr. Hunt to great fanfare. Decades later, in 1988, the play was “completed” by playwright Tony Harrison as The Trackers of Oxyrhyncus. He added “uber” scenes to the play as a way of expanding its themes to encompass how the play was discovered, and how ancient Greek theater has a surprising way of suddenly becoming relevant to us no matter how many centuries have passed.

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Lyre, lyre … Tom Purbeck as Apollo, with James Rigby and Dannie Pye in The Trackers of Oxyrhyncus

Sophocles’ original version of The Trackers was based on the myth of a youthful Hermes’ invention of the lyre. Apollo believes Hermes had stole his cattle, so he sends a group of satyrs to steal them back (i.e., to track down the cattle). They not only discover the cattle, but hear Hermes playing the world’s first lyre, a sound that mesmerizes them. The play ends there, but we know how the rest of the story goes: Apollo jealously steals the lyre, and punishes the satyrs for daring to play it. Harrison completes the play his own way by having Grenfell and Hunt resurrect the story by combining the scroll pieces of The Trackers, while digging through the ancient rubbish pile. The satyrs are resurrected as well, a force of chaos wreaking havoc in the modern world, but they’re not nearly as dangerous as Apollo himself, when he’s resurrected. As Harrison portrays him, the god is very much like Ares in The Xena Scrolls, determined to bring his own idea of order to the modern world, an idea that terrifies the satyrs (and the rest of us):

“I foresee in ages yet to unfold
my statue in temples of marble and gold.
Palaces of culture with gold statues of me
will preside over music and poetry.
Where I’m on the pediment, where I preside,
no creatures with tails will set clog inside.
They tracked down my lyre and now that I’ve thanked ’em
their clogs aren’t allowed in my musical sanctum…”

This sounds very similar to Ares in The Xena Scrolls after his resurrection:

“The world’s become a glorious
place. The weapons more lethal. The people more
hateful. And there’s a new leader: A lot of vision, a lot
of potential. His name is Hitler. With my help, he’s
gonna make a lot of positive changes.”

[The playwright also comments that Hitler had planned a huge statue of Apollo in Berlin to celebrate his idea of cultural purity]

The lyre storyline was very likely the inspiration for Lyre Lyre Hearts on Fire. Both are stories about a fight over a lyre created by a god. The passage below, the “Xena rap,” has a similar feel to rhyming battles in Sophocles’ The Trackers (as reimagined by Harrison):

Draco:  “No, I’m the baddest rapper there is,
And you’re the saddest there is, and that’s the way it is.

Xena:  You’re just a copycat.  That’s where your head is at.
You chase the rhythm from a place you was never at.

Draco:  “Ain’t nobody told you that payback’s a mother?!

Xena:  Heads up, my brother, ’cause here comes another.

Draco:  “It’s time to face the funk blastin’ atcha!
You better give it up ’cause you ain’t gonna match my rhyme!

Xena:  Just like old times, when you be trippin’ in your own stuff,
didn’t know what.

Draco:  “I’m the number one warlord, king of the horde.
And I’m out to collect my reward.

Xena:  Let’s get it on ’cause I’m gettin’ bored.”

Compare this to a typical scene in The Trackers, a back and forth between Apollo, the satyrs and Hermes fighting over the lyre:

Satyr: This crappy little chappy we apprehended
She claims that he’s Zeus-descended.

Apollo: He’ll have to be quizzed this whiz-kid you’ve tracked
And you’ll be rewarded, as per our pact.
This bovver babe, this bovicidal maniac.
I’ll beat him black and blue to get my bulls back.

Hermes: Gerroff my lyre. I made it. It’s mine.

Apollo: But I’m older than you and a lot more divine.
Give me your gadget. Be a good boy!
I could give class to your trivial toy.

Hermes: It’s boring for a baby in his cradle all day.
I’d go proper potty with no lyre to play.

Apollo: Let me have your gadget or you’ll get a good slap.
That papyrus you’re wearing. It’s full of warm crap.

The Trackers was discovered in an ancient trash dump, and jokes on Xena Warrior Princess about the scrolls being used as toilet paper are very likely inspired by Harrison’s adaptation. Scrolls are constantly referred to in this way: Silenus, leader of the satyrs, at one point hands out pieces of the play’s scrolls, saying “Here take this little bit, it’ll come in handy after a shit….” We’ll see this throughout the show, in the comedies, and we’ll even see Sophocles himself as a satyr in The Play’s The Thing. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that in the same episode featuring Sophocles in a comedy, Gabrielle also gets her big break when her play is discovered by an agent when it’s left in the bathroom: “There is so much garbage around but–when I saw your scrolls, well…!” This is exactly how Sophocles’ only surviving comedy was discovered! In that same episode, Joxer says something very satyr-like, when he comments on Gab’s lucky break: “To think that people could be touched by something left in a bathroom!”

Another comedic motif on the show is flatulence, usually associated with Joxer. On Soul Posession, it’s caused by “goat’s milk shakes”. The idea of milkshakes made of goat’s milk is rather odd, especially in an uber set in the modern era, so it’s appearance must signal the influence of the satyrs, specifically The Trackers. It’s fitting, then, that the last sound we hear comes from the goat part of the goatman!

What is the point of all these references? I think it centers the show on what it’s trying to achieve. In The Trackers, old goatman Silenus laments the cautious satyrs of today, fearful of attempting to play the lyre:

“They’re less accommodating the satyrs of today.
They wouldn’t condescend to be in a satyr play.
They’re joined the polis and they’ve learned its ways
but they despise its music and its plays.”

So if all this is was indeed part of Soul Possession’s development, it indicates that it was of fair significance to R.J., at least, and therefore perhaps for Rob too. Maybe this was the comedy he was thinking of ending the series on? The fact that Josh Becker didn’t find the original script that funny tells me it could have been more along the lines of other episodes he directed that were originally intended to make bigger statements, only to be rewritten as slapstick comedies once it was decided to go in a different direction. I am aware that Rob has been critical of this episode, in retrospect. He’s also been critical of Fins, Femmes and Gems, and Kindred Spirits. What do all these episodes have in common? They were directed and rewritten by Josh Becker, who was brought in to refurbish episodes that once had a much bigger and very different role to play on the show. For this reason, I think it would be a mistake to think that Rob’s criticism of these shows is for the same reason as ours. He knows better than we do what the intended version was versus what was eventually done. I think Josh delivered exactly the kind of show Rob expected, which is why he continued to bring him onto the show, and it’s clear from both their accounts he’s been a key influence on Rob’s thinking.

The working title of Soul Possession was “Missing Pieces”, obviously a reference to the tying up of loose ends, but also, I believe, of the pieces of the long lost Sophocles comedy in The Trackers of Oxyrhyncus. The change of the title to Soul Possession reflects the plot point of who will control Xena’s soul, but I think it also reflects the idea we saw in Lyre Lyre Hearts On Fire, with the battle over who will control the lyre. Will Xena’s soul be the property of Ares, the academics, the writers, or the fans who want a season seven by any means necessary? Just like in Lyre Lyre Hearts On Fire, the winner is author of the Xena rap, who finds a way to get out of her unbreakable Apollonian contract.

My guess is that the concept for Missing Pieces was meant to give us a first glimpse of the world of Xena after A Friend in Need, much like Deja Vu All Over Again ended up being a glimpse of hope for fans who watched both Xena and Gabrielle crucified in the penultimate episode of season four. The animating spirit of the satyrs, defiant to the end against the conventional demands of narrative, would thumb their noses at the very idea of an ending for Xena, and prove their point by tearing up the script and scattering it throughout history to the present day.  In a way, that’s what Soul Possession already accomplishes, and maybe it was felt that it would be more effective to end the series with Xena in a karmic cliffhanger, if their intention was to follow up with a movie or two. I believe Rob even said at one point that solving the mystery of how to bring Xena back would guarantee audience interest in a movie. But for a variety of reasons, that gamble did not work out at the time. Until that mystery is unlocked in a future movie, or reboot perhaps, we can take solace in the spirit of the satyrs who braved death for a chance to play the lyre of the gods.